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Sunday, 27 March 2011

Making Love to One's Computer

A friend suggests wearing protection. You don't know what germs keyboards hold. Thank-you for this offering BB


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There once was a condom named Sheepskin Latex Earl
His mission was to avoid a new baby ….be it a boy or a girl.

Earl coiled  in his wrapper his mission all did agree
Imagine his surprise when he was let loose by Shannon Lee

He longed for his true calling like you and me
No one told him he was destined to be an artwork…. a Quirky B.

Listen to the message  .. do not argue do not flee
Porn on the internet  everyone can see
WEAR CONDOMS…..PROTECT YOUR CRT!