Become an artist like Adam and me. We will give a talk on why we're not working at the five 'n dime. Like Tick Tock Tom and Michele LeCourtois who gave the talk during the I Have Issues show earlier this month.
And if art isn't your bailiwick, become a singer/songwriter like Ottawa's Maria Hawkins, seen below. This photo was taken this evening at a concert that featured four bands raising money to aid in anti-bullying initiatives.